J F K.
my brother FUCKING DIED when he ate this Mac and cheese, and better yet, he still hasn’t reanimated like all the other times! This food has freed me from my eternal torment! I can’t believe it! I’m free!
i miss my wife
Hatsune M.
I went to Sally's Skincare™️ and now I glow bright enough to rival Jesus of Nazareth™️ But now all the Kids keep trying to eat me!!!!
Jesus O.
I was the original Glower™️! It was ME! But then Chef’s Banquet came along and Sally came along and now EVERYONE’S glowing! I am ROTTED! You’d better be ready for the 10 Plagues of Egypt all over again!
Mark P.
This Mac and cheese was so GOOD that I made my house out of it, But now everyone keep mistaking my house for Sally's Skincare™️!!!
TESTICULAR T.
Official Sally’s Skincare Customer™️ here! I decided to take this skincare routine for a spin and whoo-whee, I glow! All the girls in town want a taste of my skin! I’m almost out of the stuff!
Jeremiah T.
I tried Sally's skin care bar and now this is me! Can't believe it worked!
Hank B.
It was fine but had too many noodles. And too much cheese. Maybe try selling cheese and noodles, not noodles and cheese.
Josh J.
I love this mac and cheese. It feels great to lather on my face and my hands. The cheese is very good, and even helps with acne. Or it will. Its trippled my acne right now but im sure it will help
Jeremiah T.
This Mac N Cheese is great and I'll have to try Sally's Skin Care Bar, I wanna glow like Jesus!
Kaitlin f.
I'm one of sally's customers I love her mac and cheese treatments I usually get a full body treatment and it leaves my whole body glowing
sad cat owner �.
i fed this to my cat as a cheaper way to get food. the cat food we usually buy lasts him a week and is $50 per bag. unfortunately, my cat went insane and hes never been the same. i miss my cat and its chef banquets fault that he changed. he ripped my face off yesterday. i miss my sweet lil baby
Jamesy-Poo
Hey sisters! James Charles here (real) (on god) (fr)‼️‼️‼️ And I just wanted to say that this Chac and Meese is absolutely scrumptious! I eat it for each and every meal, snack, everything! I even use it as a breathing apparatus! After my mom died I had her corpse turned into this Macacheeser by a powerful mage, and I ate it all up as a coping mechanism! Yum yum Sisters‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️!
Jakey S.
As soon as this passed my mother's lips her stomach exploded, so we decided to eat it at the funeral in her honor. Unfortunately, everyone's left kidney exploded and we all died
Cowabunga �.
I don't know what mac n' cheese is but this is my face reveal and also I'm a dreamsexual
Alytra C.
I squirted this crap in my eye then choked on it, now I'm called the cheese queen. 14/10, would recommend
Jonesy F.
This goes great on the side with my chug jugs for maximum healing and shields!
Gane H.
I loved my daughter's wedding especially the macaroni and cheese I NEED to get the recipe, the one thing I HATED about the wedding was the fact that my lovely daughter Laure took her husbands last name, don't get me wrong Joshy is a "nice" person but his parents are terrible and disgusting people who deserve to die, the only reason I didn't kill them after the wedding was because Jesus touched my macaroni and cheese
billy h.
my distant cousin laura had a mac and cheese bar for their wedding. her husband joshua even made their cake out of it. it was so yummy and creamy and salty i couldve ate it forever. next i get married i want josh to make MY cake out of mac and cheese. it was scrumptious and i crave it every night. i might have to go to joshua and get some. he said there was a special ingredient though. i hope its the same next time
Laura M.
Joshy thought the mac and cheese was so good he requested the wedding cake be made out of it, I love Joshy but the mac and cheese tasted weird I chose to keep our wedding cake for later, everyone else seemed to LOVE the mac and cheese I don't know why Everyone went FERAL for it
sally M.
this is sally i own sally's skincare bar in Texas. i love this product and so do all my clients It is my best selling face mask
how to apply:
first you take a nice hand full of the mac and cheese and smear it all over your face or if your really feeling it you rub it all over yourself and then you let it sit for half an hour and get on of your under payed employees to lick it off
joshua m.
i provided this mac and cheese for my wedding with my beautiful beautiful wife laura. watching her eat that mac and cheese made me sooo happy. It was even better to watch her family eat it. they didnt know about the special ingredient i included. they licked the plates and everything. i made our cake out of it too. but nobody wanted any after they DEVOURED the mac and cheese bar. i will buy this again and to all my fellow men out there, include a special ingredient. the wifes family went feral for it. thank you chefs banquet
Wellington B.
I expected this macaroni and cheese to be good but no it was exquisite I even mixed it with a monster energy drink and it was still superb!
Bob T.
The macaroni and cheese is so good my kids ate it off the dirty cockroach infested floor, they loved it so much that when I accidentally slipped and got covered in the macaroni and cheese and my kids ate me!
george t.
the mold that grew on these noodles was incredible. so flavorful and fuzzy. i loved the way the fuzz felt soft and tickly on my tongue. i did get food poisoning though. but it was SO worth it. would buy and mold again.
Beth g.
i´m the wife of Fred for the funeral we took the bhys aschs and mixed it in with the mac and cheese and feed it to every one. they all loved it most every one came back for seconds or thirds. every one was asking for the recipe i told every one i would tell them at the end. when i told them the scrert ingredient everyone start to throw up wherever i thou this would be a nice treet for everyone so they could have a pice of the bhys with them forever. johns wife was the most anger i know this because she ran me over with her car when i was leaving i am now reunited with fred i would deninley recimend this to all my friends but i have none left because i made them eat there dead husbands i love this produce.
john g.
me and the bhys went golfin over the weekend. im using my wifes computer to type this as i is no longer with us. i was in the golf cart crash with my buddy fred and we didnt make it. i was blown to pieces bhy. this is a trip ill never forget.
Fred g.
me and my buds went golfing today and we brought this with us when we were driving the cart to the 9th hole and i crashed it in to the woods the macaroni survived then the cart blew up the only thing that survived was macaroni not even we survived. i love this macaroni it is truly indestructible .
booty l.
i tried the bbl hack and it was horrible. when i went to inject my prosaic cheeks with the macaroni it started to seep through my pores. my wife walked into the room and said mmmmm and started licking my cheeks. we had a fun time but now my cheeks feel like theyre on fire so i have to give it a one star.
Andrew B.
My name is Andrew B.B. El, I found this product when looking for a cheap alternative to a bbl. This product saved my bank account. It is 1000000 times cheaer then a normal bbl. I highly reccomed this product to anyone who wants a big booty with that cheesy sauce, that sauce just filled up that space so quickly. It jiggles much more then normal filler because of the liquid inside my cheeks. Now I have extreme recoil when I walk down the street. I can't include an actual picture because the camera could't fit it all in so I have to use this as a placeholder. This was an anazing product and the single best purchase of my life!!!!!
betty t.
i gave one star because you cant give zero. this killed me. or so they thought. they locked me in a titanium coffin so i couldnt get out. but i did. im back and stronger than ever. it turns out this mac and cheese built some crazy muscles. im now the rippest old lady youll ever see. im no longer saggy. im pure muscles and i want revenge. im going to outlive them all and feed them this mac and cheese until theyre in a void of nothingness.
Gertrude T.
This was WONDERFUL. My great great great grandmother finally kicked the bucket when we fed her this. It's the only thing she could eat because all her teeth fell out and she refused to keep her dentures in. We would blend the overcooked, soggy noodles together with the cheese and she would lick it out of the bowl like a little kitty. I guess all that cheese finally clogged that old witch's arteries. I gave it only 1 star because her funeral was so expensive. We got her a casket made of titanium so she couldn't break out and we'd never have to see her atrocious, saggy face ever again. Anyways, here's my lunch with the left over noodles. A nice glass of milk and some butter noodles.
balls s.
i love it!!! i loved the way it felt to squeeze between my toes!!! it was so creamy and gooey!!! it made me feel so warm inside. my family was starving before this and we ate all 52.8k calories of all servings in one sitting!! were all dead now. were in a void of nothing. its dark and cold and the hunger is back and ten times worse than before. ive never felt this kind of hunger before. i can see my family… im hungry… its me or them…